Lyrics (#individ) Back to listing Parent individual File SisterForSale Lyrics Sister For Sale by Jon Vezner & Mrs. Bachman’s 3 rd grade class / College Grove Elementary Music Teacher: Sheila Dickerson I've got a little problem, and i'm not sure what to do It's been buggin ' me and rubbin ' me, like a big stone in my shoe If i don't get it out, i'm bound to get a blister And it's all because i've got a problem with my sister I've got a sister for a sale, got a sister for sale I'd sell her in a second, if i knew they wouldn't put me in jail I could put her up on e-bay, or a sign out on the lawn But i better do it fast before she tells my mom I've got a sister for sale, got a sister for sale I've got a bigger problem that i'm not sure how to fix I don't want to say his name, so i'll just call him it He's a bully and a brat and he doesn't have a clue I'll put on my thinking cap, and i'll know what to do I've got a brother for a sale, got a brother for sale I'd sell him in a second if i knew they wouldn't put me in jail If i got a million dollars, i'd be sure to give him half Anything it takes to get him off my back I've got a brother for sale, got a brother for sale There's sisters and there's brothers It's one or it's the other That always gives the other one fits They're a bother and a pain, But we love em just the same But still i'd like to see How much money i could get I've got a sister for a sale, got a sister for sale I've got a brother for a sale, got a brother for sale I'd sell em in a second if i knew they wouldn't put me in jail I could put ' em up on e-bay, or a sign out in the lawn But I better do it fast before they tell my mom I've got a sister for sale, got a sister for sale I've got a brother for sale, got a brother for sale I've got a sister for sale, got a sister for sale I've got a brother for sale, got a brother for sale I've got a sister and a brother and they’re both for sale Do you really want to delete this item? There is no undo for this operation.