Lyrics (#individ) Back to listing Parent individual File TaxiRoomService Lyrics By Paul Reisler, Will Hopkins and Wakefield Country Day 6 th grade Taxi! Room service! Beep, Beep! Hurry up! This noise is annoying! What a dump! You dude! Buzz off! Get a life! Grow up! Your hair is horrific! Donald Trump I took a train to New York City I'd grown tired of counting sheep It's wall to wall and it sure ain't pretty Now I'm stuck in a city that never sleeps! (That never sleeps. I need my sleep!) Taxi! Room service! Beep, Beep! Hurry up! This noise is annoying! What a dump! You dude! Buzz off! Get a life! Grow up! Your hair is horrific! Donald Trump Maybe I should go to Santiago Where they take siesta after lunch Quesadilla y arros con pollo And all that food that I love so much (I ate too much! I might lose my lunch!) Taxi! Room service! Beep, Beep! Hurry up! This noise is annoying! What a dump! You dude! Buzz off! Get a life! Grow up! Your hair is horrific! Donald Trump Taxi! Room service! Beep, Beep! Hurry up! This noise is annoying! What a dump! Do you really want to delete this item? There is no undo for this operation.